Kristen Stewart Wore This To The NYC “On The Road” Premiere

I’ll just go ahead and say it. On The Road is an overrated book about some white dudes trying to find the meaning of life. Yay, how exciting! Actually, it’s fucking boring, so to make anyone want to see the film adaption of white dudes riding around in a car not being pulled over or profiled and being depressed about it, they of course told everyone that Kristen Stewart would be naked and the three holes in an onscreen threesome. So I guess they’re trying to make her look sexy at the premieres to remind that she’ll be naked in the movie. See how that works? See how that’s also boring? You do? Sweet.