Kate Middelton’s Nurse Who Was Prank Called Was Found Dead

Amanda Lang, news anchor

Earlier this week, two Australian DJs prank called King Edward VII Hospital pretending to be Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles and got a nurse to tell them private information regarding Kate Middleton’s condition. The nurse’s name was Jacintha Saldanha. She was found dead this morning. AP reports:

King Edward VII hospital says a nurse involved in a prank telephone call to elicit information about the Duchess of Cambridge has died. The hospital said Friday that Jacintha Saldanha had been a victim of the call made by two Australian radio disc jockeys. They did not immediately say what role she played in the call. Saldanha was found dead early Friday. Police say her death is unexplained.

This family of cousin fuckers love control, so I’m not going to say that they had her killed like they had Princess Diana killed, but I’m not going to not say that either. In a more likely scenario, the nurse killed herself, because she’s been brainwashed to believe that Kate Middleton isn’t just Kim Kardashian with a better blowout.