Megan Fox Only Gained 23 Pounds When She Was Pregnant

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In case any of you women want to hate her more, Megan Fox only gained a 3-year old when she was pregnant. “I gained 23 pounds when I was pregnant too that time I went to Dan Tana’s.” Jessica Simpson replied. Mirror reports:

“I gained 23 pounds when I was pregnant and I’m still 10 pounds heavier than I was but I don’t want to kill myself trying to get back into shape because it’s not a priority right now,” she says. “I’m too in love with Noah and I don’t want to be away from him. I don’t want to be at the gym, I just want to be home.”

As you read this, keep in mind that Jessica Simpson got pregnant again instead of getting $3M to lose the weight she gained while she pregnant the first time. That’s like, what, $5 a pound? Probably not worth it.