Kim Kardashian Visited Bahrain, Police Tear Gas Islamic Protestors

Because she has such a firm grasp of what is going on in the Middle East, Kim Kardashian visited Iraq and Bahrain to open a Millions of Milkshakes store. And by “open”, I mean “walk around in a tight dress drinking milkshakes”. And I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Islam is pretty big in the Middle East, so just imagine their joy and surprise to find out that Kim Kardashian. You can almost hear their squeals of delight!

Radar Online

Hardline Islamic protesters rioted over Kim Kardashian being in their country of Bahrain on Saturday. Riot police fired tear gas into the crowd, putting down protesters holding signs that said “Kim Not Welcome,” some in Arabic and others in English….”Her values clash with our traditions as a religiously committed people,” Mohammad Al Tabtabai, a Kuwaiti preacher, told the Gulf News. “Her visit could help spread vice among our youth.”

Sorry about your luck, Islamic protestors. Because here in America we stand for freedom. And if you can’t understand and accept how a rich girl who wasn’t famous enough so she made a sex tape then leaked it herself so she could have 20 shows on E! for her and her family and a clothing line that’s made by Chinese kids in a sweatshop so she can sell it to mindless lemmings in K-Mart, then you really don’t understand how freedom works, do you? Oh, no. I think not.