Good Morning. Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested

Elizabeth Taylor was married 8 times. Lindsay Lohan has almost been arrested 8 times. She was born to play the role! TMZ reports:

Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her. Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face. We’re told by the time cops arrived Lindsay had left the club and was a passenger in a car that was leaving the area. Cops intercepted the car and made the arrest. While Lohan was in cuffs, she kept repeating, “Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?” And, if Lindsay is formally charged with the latest crime, it could trigger yet another probation violation.

Jesus, this bitch is exhausting. Here’s an idea: Stay your ass at home. Every time Lindsay comes within 100 yards of a club, nothing good happens. I don’t know the science or tech behind it, but somebody should put an invisible fence around every club in NYC and LA then design a collar that looks like a diamond necklace so Lindsay can steal it.