Britney Spears Isn’t Getting Married Because She’s A Nag

January 2001

Let’s be real, Jason Trawick was basically hired to be Britney Spears‘ babysitter, and when a man and woman spend a lot of time together, sometimes they think it’s love when it’s just “hey, just spend a lot of time together”. So, it was kinda expected that Britney and Trawick would one day say they were engaged and blah blah blah. Then at some point, Trawick realized he asked Britney to marry him. ABORT! Us Magazine reports:

Britney Spears’ constant demands that fiance Jason Trawick “check in with her” have him fuming, a source tells Us Weekly. “The romance is gone,” says the insider. Trawick, 40, “puts her on speakerphone so friends can hear her nagging.” But the source contends there’s turbulence ahead: “I’d be shocked if they got married.”

Whatever. I just feel bad for Hostess. They were really looking forward to catering their wedding.