Kim Kardashian Is Attending The Marine Corps Ball In NC Tonight

June 2007

Greenville isn’t that far from me, so Kim should probably know that it doesn’t have a lot of black people. E! Online reports:

“She was invited by one of the Marines who is a part of the planning committee for the event to attend as a special guest,” a source tells E! News exclusively. “She’s in production now, but was able to move things around and make the trip for this. She’s really looking forward to it.”

So unlike Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian wasn’t even invited to be an actual date. She was invited by someone who is “part of the planning committee”. Meaning, Kris Jenner called and said, “Hey, man. Look here. People think my daughter is a ho, so is there any way we you can invite her people will think she loves the troops and Jesus and guns?”. Awesome. If this was an episode of Homeland, Kim Kardashian would be the one asking Sgt. Brody where he bought his vest. Is that from a new designer?