Terry Richardson looks like a person of interest on an episode of Law & Order SVU: Portland, but in reality, he just hangs out at Chateau Marmont with a camera and takes pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Kate Upton’s tits and shoots a commercial with Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. Did this motherfucker find a genie lamp? I don’t get it.
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