Justin Bieber Gets an A for Effort

Now that we all know Selena Gomez is just staying with the Biebs to enhance her “brand,” the teen hearthrob is looking for a new pair of boobs to feel up. And he set his sights really, really high. It’s adorable when you think about it. The New York Post reports:

Justin Bieber performed at the VS show on Wednesday, and attended the after-party at Lavo on East 58th Street, where models including Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio and Doutzen Kroes celebrated.

Bieber also popped up at Avenue later, where the teenage heartthrob was spotted at a table with his entourage and VS Angel Miranda Kerr.

According to several sources, Bieber was “asking for phone numbers from the girls” throughout taping of the show and at the party.

“He was hitting on the girls all day,” added one witness. “He was asking for their numbers.”

Bieber, 18, may have had limited success because some of the ladies are married with children and came to the party with their significant others.

Look, even if any of the most beautiful women in the world were interested in a skinny, allegedly virginal teenager who looks like a middle aged lesbian there is no way they would have gone for it. All of the single ones probably spent the evening hunched over their phones waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio‘s number to come up. He’s single again and everyone knows the Victoria’s Secret catalogue is basically his personal dating agency.