Johnny Depp Is Still Banging Amber Heard

Amber Heard was a lesbian last year, then she co-starred with Johnny Depp in The Rum Diaries. She is no longer a lesbian. E! Online reports:

At this point, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are just two extremely pretty people who appeared to be enjoying each other’s company out in Hollywood this week. The Rum Diary costars spent a couple of “flirtatious but not overly touchy-feely” hours at AV Nightclub on Monday evening, a rep for the club tells E! News. Neither actor’s rep returned requests for comment on whether the tête-à-tête indicates that the two are more than friends, as was rumored earlier this year following Depp’s split from longtime partner Vanessa Paradis. The AV rep tells us that staffers blocked off the entire outdoor patio for the famous pair, who had brought their own security with them.

Johnny Depp spent over a fourth of his life with Vanessa Paradis, so he should be allowed to fuck Amber Heard in the middle of traffic if he wants. Because have you ever seen Vanessa Paradis? Amber Heard couldn’t look that bad if she was possessed by the devil and had the flu at the same time.