Jessica Burciaga Says Good Morning

Bongo Free-For-All

Jessica Burciaga is what Jennifer Lopez thinks she looks like when she passes by her magic mirror, so when the Republican Party props up Marco Rubio in 2016 to condescend and pander to the Latino vote with tokenism since Rubio voted against the Dream Act and calls immigrants “illegals”, they might want to find a way for him to marry Jessica before then. Because that would mean she would be on television all the time. I could probably throw my support behind that.

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