Kristen Bell Is Pregnant

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This Dax Shepard thing is not a joke. Kristen Bell is now pregnant with his baby. Us Magazine reports:

The 37-year-old’s fiancee, Kristen Bell, is pregnant, the actress’ rep tells Us Weekly. This will be the first child for the When in Rome costars, who got engaged in 2009 after two years of dating. Even with a baby on the way, don’t expect the L.A.-based couple to tie the knot anytime soon. “The reason we’re not rushing to get married is because I don’t feel appropriate taking advantage of a right that’s denied to my [gay and lesbian] friends,” Bell, 32, told The Advocate in February. “That’s why we’ve been so hesitant. Dax and I have talked about it a lot, and this issue is very important to both of us. We’re just standing up for what we believe in. Period.”

So why are they having a kid? Shouldn’t they have adopted? Oh, so you can’t get married but YOU CAN HAVE A KID??! HYPOCRITES!!! Haha, just kidding I don’t care.