Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Have Another Sex Tape

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Earlier this week, an “unknown source” started rumors that Kim Kardashian might have another sex tape. And in case you forgot what happened last month, Kanye West definitely has a sex tape with a “Kim Kardashian lookalike”. And by “Kim Kardashian lookalike”, I mean “Kanye and Kim made a sex tape and they paid a porn star who looks like Kim to say she was the one in the sex tape”. Anyway, VIVID say they aren’t involved. TMZ reports:

There is NO new Kim Kardashian sex tape being shopped around the porn community — in fact, a XXX sequel doesn’t even exist … this according to Vivid Entertainment. Of course, Vivid would know … besides being the biggest name in porn, it also owns the copyright to the original Kim K sex tape. Now, Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells us … the company has been investigating the rumors of a 2nd tape … and has determined that it’s total BS. “We’ve already spoken to the third party that brought the first tape to us,” Hirsch says … “and, a second tape, or additional footage from the first tape isn’t being shopped around or even exists.” Hirsch also warns that if anyone is trying to resell footage that already belongs to him … he will “use all legal means possible to protect our ownership.”

When Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was initially released, the Kardashian’s and VIVID had a very public war even though Kris Jenner and Kim Kardasahian were the ones secretly brokering the sale of the tape that launched Kim from the brown stray dog that followed Paris Hilton around to an E! cash cow. Over the last few years, the ratings for Keeping Up With The Kardashians have been in a free fall, and the scripted, and staged wedding of Kim and Kris Humphries was a grave miscalculation that backfired horribly. So please understand that Kris Jenner is doing anything she possibly can to keep her harem in the news as much as she can. Like pressuring Kourtney and Scott to get married (even though Kourtney never said she would) for ratings. Or creating a fake story that Kendall was suicidal. Or buying Khloe’s co-hosting job on X-Factor. Or, back the original point, leaking a rumor that Kim might have another sex tape to gauge interest to see if she should make Kim do another one. I hope that clears everything up.