Adam Levine Will Kick Your Ass If You Call Christina Aguilera Fat

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Adam Levine and his band sing very heterosexual and very topical songs about payphones and 69-year old bisexual British guys, so everyone should probably back off from calling Christina Aguilera fat. Because a guy who judges a karaoke competition by spinning around in a chair will totally kick your ass. E! Online reports:

“People shouldn’t say those kinds of things because, f–k you. It’s like, come on guys, grow up,” Levine, 33, told reporters at a Friday Q&A in New York City when asked about the knocks the 31-year-old songbird has taken over her curvy figure. “The one thing about the culture right now—celebrity culture particularly—that is so ugly is [that] people feel like they can just say nasty things about other people…she gets a lot of it,” Levine added. “It pisses me off. Of course I have her back, of course I defend her.”

Our celebrity culture also includes Maroon 5 and The Voice, so let’s not get too carried away with righteous indignation there, Adam. How about you get another tattoo and listen to more Jamiroquai. We’ll keep calling Christina Aguilera fat. Thanks.