Kim Kardashian Is A Mermaid
Black guys like fish and grits, but I still don’t know why Kim Kardashian dressed up as a mermaid with white hair at the Midori Halloween Party this weekend. Mostly because black guys can’t swim. But her her defense, it is pretty hard to make a slutty cough syrup costume. Even if you put a Jolly Rancher in it. And don’t even get me started on a waffle costume. Waffles don’t even have boobs, man.