Lindsay Lohan Is A Good Meteorologist
Despite experts calling Hurricane Sandy a monster storm that could wreak massive devastation from Virginia to Ohio, Lindsay Lohan asks that we just all stop with negativity, you guys. No need to evacuate or board up your windows, just think positive, bro. In fact, go stand on the beach, hold hands, and just talk to Sandy. Just talk to her. Maybe she just wants to talk about her problems. Maybe her and Danny broke up after graduation. Maybe she just needs a hug. Why be afraid? She just needs to be in a prayer circle. But the liberal media won’t stop until they take God out of everything. What, no response MSNBC?! YOU CAN’T FOOL LINDSAY!