Christina Aguilera Says She Never Wears Underwear

1. Iron Maiden

I’d like to apologize if you’re eating right now, but Christina Aguilera waddled onto Chelsea Lately last night, and while viewers were looking at Chelsea Handler’s mummified face in HD, the fat chick said that she didn’t like to wear underwear. She didn’t go on to say anything about the ecosystem between her legs.

E! Online

“I don’t like to wear underwear,” Xtina said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”…Aguilera went on to explain, “It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”

“The Voice”? More like “The Moist”, amirite?! Ok, gonna go vomit now. brb.