Sarah Silverman’s Dad Is Upset

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In July, Sarah Silverman posted the above video, and apparently a Rabbi with a kosher stick up ass wrote a self-serving, blatantly misogynistic open letter last week basically saying Silverman isn’t happy because she’s not married with a bunch of kids. Because, you know, that’s the only way a woman can be truly happy duh. Anyway, in response to the open letter, Silverman’s dad wrote one of his own that kicked the Rabbi in his condescending foreskin. TMZ reports:

“Hey asshole,

Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She’s reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in Israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I’m sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don’t do that. You don’t fuck with my family.”

“See? This is what we’re talking about,” Iran was quoted as saying.