Carrie Underwood Is In My Binder

Carrie Underwood and someone named Hunter Haynes performed at the Staples Center last night, and since Hunter Hayes doesn’t look like Carrie Underwood, you’re just going to have to take my word that he was on stage. Damn, I love blondes. They’ve always been my favorite, there’s nothing better than a…what? What do you mean? Of course I’ve always said that. Wait, you’re gonna sit here and tell me that I’ve ne….get the transcript.