Ashley Greene Says Twilight Has “Ruined” Her

Ashley Greene is on the cover of the November issue of Marie Claire, because she’s hot and needs to be on the cover of magazines. The only downside is that she also has to be interviewed. Us Magazine (via Marie Claire)

On how flying internationally will be so hard now:

“Twilight has ruined me. When this is all over, flying internationally is going to be very hard for me. It is just not worth it to buy a first class ticket, because of the cost.”

On how she became an asshole after Twilight but blames her friends:

“It was a hard adjustment going from zero to 100 in a day. But it was also hard to talk to [friends], because you don’t want to be a jerk. After [Twilight] came out, some people said, ‘You changed.’ And I said, ‘I haven’t changed, dude. Your opinion of me has changed because I’m working on this film.’ Trust me, my parents would let me know.”

On how is an asshole:

“I’m always here and there — everyone in my industry is — and that’s why a lot of relationships are fleeting. I’ve gotten very good at detaching whenever I have to go away for three months, which I realize is hard on friends and kind of selfish.”

On how she just wants booty calls whenever possible:

“You go on a couple of dates, and then someone ships off to do a movie. It’s not like you’re going to fly out and see them, because it’s not serious enough for that.”

Whatever. This whole interview is like firstworldproblems and humblebrag went out for dinner and agreed to go on a second date. Poor, Ashley. But more to the point, I just want to ruin her vagina. Can she talk more about that?