The Kardashians Got Banned From South Beach

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Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really means Kourtney & Kim Walk Around South Beach Because The Rest of Miami Is Ewww, but they won’t be living anywhere near South Beach this season after people who actually live there got them banned. Radar Online reports:

The family needed signatures from immediate neighbors of the prospective homes they wanted to use for a three-month period of non-stop filming – and a support of 90 percent of homeowners within 500 feet. However, most residents kicked up a stink – complaining that the film crews and paparazzi would prove a disruption to their normally tranquil neighborhoods.

So where will they be living? North Miami Beach. You’ve probably never heard of it because whenever somebody visits they die.

But despite their abode being in a desirable gated community, has learned the area the 51,000 square-feet property is far from safe. “The area is known for its hourly hotels, strip clubs and high crime rate,” a source revealed. “It’s a far-cry from their usual posh digs, with just a 7-Eleven and an abandoned old bank close by.”

Have you ever been to South Beach? What exactly do you have to do to get banned? Because I’m pretty sure the reef in South Beach is made up entirely of stripper and escort bones.