Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Have Sex Like “Kenyan Marathon Runners”

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ATTN LADIES: Please read this. Good god, I love this woman. Us Magazine reports:

“I felt like my vagina died,” she shared (via Vulture) of her sex life with the filmmaker and Italian prince, 36. “Turned off. Lights out . . . you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”…Explaining that she is currently “blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love,” the actress boasted that she and the Saturday Night Live standout “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”…“Sometimes your vagina dies,” she explained. “Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that.” Added Wilde, “[Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.”

All of this is pretty funny of course since Olivia got married at 18 and only got divorced last year. All Jason Sudeikis has to do is be able to find her clit and know more that two sex positions she would have agreed to fly this blockquote on one of those airplane banner things.