Christina Aguilera Is Committed To This Whole Fat Thing

When defending her weight earlier this month, Christina Aquilera said she was Ecuadorian, but people keep “passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl”. I guess “Ecuadorian” means “sassy, black lady” in fat girl, because GODDAMN. It’s going to be pretty cool next week when she wears biker shorts and a halter top.