Nicki Minaj Is A Sheer Delight on American Idol

Since the day she was announced as a judge on American Idol, reports came out that Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey didn’t get along. Those reports were incorrect, because they really don’t fucking get a long. TMZ reports:

Nicki Minaj derailed the “American Idol” auditions in Charlotte, North Carolina Tuesday, after swearing at Mariah Carey and threatening, “I’m gonna knock you out” … but Mariah FIRED RIGHT BACK with insults of her own. Sources say Nicki later threatened to “knock out” Mariah … but she said it before the video starts.

Nicki: Get this s**t in self control. Get in control. Get in control.

Randy: Settle down, settle down.

Nicki: Don’t lose your head. Don’t lose your head (inaudible). Don’t tell me I’m a gangster.

Nicki: (inaudible) every 5 minutes. So every time you patronize me, I’m-ma take it back, and if you’ve got a f**king problem, handle it.

Nicki: I told them I’m not f**kin’ putting up with her f**king highness over there. Figure it the f**k out. Figure it out.

Mariah: Oh why, WHYYYY .do I have a three year old sitting around me?

Nicki: I’m not gonna sit here every f**king minute to have you come down and harass me every minute everyday.

Mariah: I can’t see my kids, because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.

Wait, you’re telling me that two black women caused a scene at their workplace by screaming over everybody then threatening violence? Get the fuck outta here. It’s obvious this video has been heavily doctored.