Robert Pattinson Has Already Moved Back In With Kristen Stewart

The pits.

Damn. This chick must give better head than a Guinness. Us Magazine reports:

Now that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are done making up, they’re back to shacking up! “They are living together and have reconciled,” an insider tells Us Weekly in the new issue, on stands Friday. As Us revealed last week, Pattinson, 26, and his estranged love recently “had a dramatic makeup.” But a source tells Us the British hunk “is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.”

Based on what I read on the Internet from pre-teen girls and single women in their 30’s, Robert Pattinson could walk down the street and have his choice of vagina. Instead, he spends his nights wiping his tears with Kristen Stewart’s hair and not allowing her to love the room without making her say she loves him. Fuck, no wonder all the chicks in England date black dudes or brown soccer players. I would worry about Robert Pattinson reading this, but he’s probably making a shadowbox to put the napkin in that Kristen Stewart used last night.