Lindsay Lohan Was “Rushed” To The Hospital For Pneumonia

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Lindsay Lohan went on WebMD and diagnosed herself with walking pneumonia when she realized she couldn’t party and had to show up to shoot her scene for Scary Movie 5, but apparently the voices in her head are strong and have convinced her body that it has a lung infection. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC last night … and sources connected to the actress tell us she’s suffering from a bad lung infection. Lindsay has been telling friends she’s been dealing with a bad case of “walking pneumonia” for the last couple weeks — and last night, we’re told things got so bad she had to go to the hospital. We’re told Lindsay was taken to Mt. Sinai, where she received medication for the infection — including antibiotics — and was discharged shortly after.

You know what else might convince her body that it has a lung infection? The 12 packs of Parliaments she smokes a day. We’ll all find out I’m just making baseless claims when Dina Lohan releases a statement saying that Lindsay was a 9/11 first responder.