Here’s Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers Commercial

If you’re going to pay someone $3 million to say your product helps them lose weight, it might not make people call your operators who are standing by when you can only shoot this fat ass from the neck up. Jessica Simpson just had a baby, so I guess we can all say she technically lost weight. This video would make more sense if we saw the Hamburglar at some point.

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson walking to TINY’s restaurant in NYC last night. I bet Jessica just had water.