Alessandra Ambrosio Showed Up Somewhere

I don’t know what Fashion’s Night Out is, mostly because my grandma makes all my clothes, but apparently it’s important enough that Alessandra Ambrosio will show up in a short dress and wink and stuff. So in case anybody was wondering, I just tattooed “Fashion’s Night Out” on my penis. Well, if I can be honest, I could only get “FA” on it 🙁 But my grandma says women don’t care about that kind of thing and that lucky lady will love me one day. Especially if I keep wearing sweaters. I look handsome in sweaters.