Paris Hilton Wants To Bang Chris Brown
Since she deserves a much needed vacation, Paris Hilton was in Cannes this weekend where she was apparently all over Chris Brown. I guess she figures dating him would be a cheaper way to fix her eyes than plastic surgery. Hollyscoop reports:
So we’ve established that Chris Brown is not hanging out with his ex Rihanna, while the two just so happen to coincidentally be in the South of France at the same time — but he is most definitely hanging out with, wait for it…. Paris Hilton (?). Paris has apparently been in the same warm weather playground for overly indulgent yachters. Perhaps she’s showing signs of a bit of self-awareness and in response took to a Twitter storm of posting pics of her partying with people we currently care way more about. Paris wants you to know that she is indeed in the South of France. Partying. With Chris Brown. She puts him in a headlock, and he smokes in her face to prove it.
So Chris Brown will eventually get herpes and Paris Hilton will almost get beat to death? Who am I to stand in the way of love?
Pic source = Twitter