Charlize Theron Is Pissed At Kristen Stewart

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As you already know, Kristen Stewart‘s commitment to Sparkle Motion has been questioned after she cheated on Robert Pattinson with the married father and director of Snow White and The Huntsman, Rupert Sanders (second from right). And Charlize Theron isn’t too happy about it. Radar Online reports:

“Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupert,” an insider revealed. “She is very tight with Liberty, has often socialized with the family over dinner and cannot believe Kristin has done this. “When they were filming Snow White and the Huntsman, Charlize felt like an older sister to Kristin, and they were always sharing advice. “Charlize confided to her new pal about her adoption plans. She even asked Kristin if she wanted to be her baby Jackson’s godmother – that was how close they were. “But Charlize had no idea what was going on between Rupert and Kristin and now feels completely betrayed by the whole incident. “It’s certainly left Charlize between a rock and a hard place, because she feels great sympathy for Liberty and the kids and yet, she has a sisterly love for Kristin.”

Since this story broke, Stewart and Sanders have gone full on damage control calling their cheat fuck a “momentary indiscretion” and apologizing to anyone they “might have affected”.

The damage control comments come in light of a published report that claims the Twilight Saga star and the 41-year-old filmmaker could hardly keep their hands off one another as they traveled around Los Angeles together on July 17, and a series of photos confirms the affair, showing them in a number of steamy clinches. “He was all over her,” said one photographer who witnessed the hi-jinks, while another said Kristen “would only take a break [from kissing] when they thought someone was walking by. “It seemed like they couldn’t get enough.”

Angelina Jolie has been called a homewrecker for seven years, but at least she had the balls not to apologize and actually showed there was something between her and Brad Pitt besides banging in his trailer when Aniston wasn’t around. Apologizing and pretending you were somehow unable to control yourself, just further cheapens and already cheap fuck between a married man and an untalented actress who couldn’t manage to blink her way out of this one. I have no sympathy for anyone in this story, since they are only here for our amusement and watching the pain and agony they have caused over this is good for business. Hopefully nobody flies into a jealous rage and kills anybody over this, but if they do, CHA-CHING!!