Minka Kelly Has A Sex Tape

Hold on to your penises. Someone is reportedly trying to sell a sex tape staring Minka Kelly and an ex-boyfriend… but it may never see the light of day because there is a chance she wasn’t legal when it was shot.

TMZ reports:

The [30 minute] tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.

It’s unclear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Two songs from Brandy’s second album, “Never Say Never,” are playing in the background. The album was released on June 8, 1998 – 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday. But one source questioned whether the song was added after the fact to make it appear she was over 18. [But] that’s not possible, because we now know Minka is singing and dancing to the songs in the video.

People should probably just stop taping themselves having sex at this point. Because if you do and at some point in your life you attain even Z-list celeb status, that shit is going to get out there. Still, more thanks go out to Minka for being so stupid; it will be a nice change to have an actual attractive and moderately accomplished person in a sex tape for once instead of the usual desperate for fame glorified urinals. Not that most of your are that discriminating or anything.

Since there are no new pictures of Minka, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio this weekend, doing an impression of one of the possible positions in the tape.