Blake Lively’s Eyes Are Up Here, Links

Anna Paquin is having twins [The Superficial]

Kirsten Dunst is pale and leggy [Popoholic]

Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

John Travolta is vacationing at one of the gayest places on earth [Dlisted]

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is naked in German GQ (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Tom Cruise is back with Suri [Celebuzz]

Kristen Stewart got bolt-ons or a push up bra [Celebitchy]

Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen are in bikinis (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]

Kate Upton is in leather [COED Magazine]

Sad Libs: The world’s bleakest word game [College Humor]

40 animals that don’t suck [The Chive]

Christian Bale is sad he isn’t actually Batman [Moe Jackson]

Lewis Hamilton is probably cheating on Nicole Scherzinger [Celebslam]

This man’s penis was too big for the TSA [The Blemish]

Taylor Swift isn’t good enough for a Kennedy [Evil Beet Gossip]

Miley Cyrus leaked more photos of herself [Amy Gindhouse]

Various Catching Fire casting rumors, if you’re into that sort of thing [Lainey Gossip]

More Spring Breakers pictures have magically appeared [Egotastic]

Carrie Underwood is at the beach [Cityrag]

Michael Jackson‘s family claim his will is fake [Popcrush]

William Levy is shilling something [Popbytes]

Jeremy Lin is moving to Houston [Heyman Hustle]

Kim Kardashian cried while going down [Allie Is Wired]

Chase Crawford is 27 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

It’ll take you a (very scary) minute to figure out that’s a belly button [okWeirdo]

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