Rihanna Is On A Yacht

These pictures of Rihanna on a yacht in Italy are ridiculously blurry, but maybe that’s for the best. Because let’s be honest, Rihanna is just a hood rat with a gigantic forehead who tries to play up the whole girl power thing even after going back and making a song with and banging the dude who kicked her damn head in. I’m not really sure how that’s attractive. Maybe that’s because I don’t wear sleeveless, bedazzled jean jackets like Chris Brown or have my eyeballs on the side of my head like Drake. It just seems like you’d have a lot of margin for error if you ever wanted to shoot him between the eyes.