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Adrianne Curry is raptor Jesus at Comic-Con [The Superficial]

Candice Swanepoel is playing dress up [Popoholic]

Jessica-Jane Clement is wearing clothes for once [Hollywood Tuna]

Kelly Brook changed her bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Lindsay Lohan, Lady GaGa and Lana Del Rey had a slumber party at the Chateau Marmont [Dlisted]

Taylor Swift is the highest earning celeb under 30 [Celebuzz]

The USA’s Opening Ceremony uniforms are ridiculous [Celebitchy]

Gary Coleman, Ron Jeremy, and Chewbacca compare penis size [COED Magazine]

8 classic nerd maneuvers [College Humor]

20 poorly places price tags [The Chive]

The Lone Ranger might be worth its $250 million price tag [Moe Jackson]

Rihanna likes all this attention [Celebslam]

Stephen Tyler is leaving American Idol [The Blemish]

Lindsay Lohan is going bald [Evil Beet Gossip]

Scarlett Johansson‘s looks are ruining her life [Amy Gindhouse]

Prime time news is bashing Scientology now [Lainey Gossip]

Cindy Margolis used to be the most downloaded woman. Things have changed [Egotastic]

Madonna is being sued over a song that came out in 1990 [Popcrush]

Today’s baby names are really stupid [Film Drunk]

Target won’t carry Frank Ocean‘s critically acclaimed album, probably because he’s gay [Popbytes]

Harrison Ford is 70 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

“I have already married and divorced you in my mind.” [okWeirdo]

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