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Sofia Vergara is engaged to the guy she dumped [The Superficial]

Minka Kelly should always wear jeans [Popoholic]

Emma Robert‘s shorts keep getting shorter [Hollywood Tuna]

Maria Fowlers might need a bigger size (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Katie Holmes may be a genius [Dlisted]

The ESPN Body issue includes a naked double amputee, if you’re into that sort of thing (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Chris Brown may have lied to his judge about doing community service [Celebuzz]

Britney Spears hates drag queens [Celebitchy]

Lindsay Lohan gets classier by the minute (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]

The pros and cons of outdoor sex [COED Magazine]

If comic conventions had warning signs [College Humor]

The World Body Painting Festival is both hot and creepy [The Chive]

3D movies are dying a slow death, finally [Moe Jackson]

Erin Heatherton is starting marriage rumors, will never tame Leonardo DiCaprio [Celebslam]

Nina Dobrev is in Esquire [The Blemish]

Morgan Freeman says President Obama isn’t black enough [Evil Beet Gossip]

Scarlett Johannson‘s bodyguard has the best job in the world [Amy Gindhouse]

Chester Hanks is a singer now [Lainey Gossip]

Victoria Beckham cleans up nice, still needs to eat something [Egotastic]

Kanye West thinks he is the best musician since Beethoven [Popcrush]

Hollywood really wants to blow up the White House right now [Film Drunk]

William Shatner wants Trekkies to get a life [Popbytes]

The Dark Knight Rises has a 13 minute spoiler-free “Making Of” video [Heyman Hustle]

Adele is already 7 months pregnant [Allie Is Wired]

Lisa Rinna is (only) 49 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

“I pledge alligiance to the hatchet of the underground juggalo society, and to the ninjas for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with faygo and magik neden for all!” – Actual profile excerpt [okWeirdo]

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