Kourtney Kardashian Had A Kid, Gave It A Stupid Name

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Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman welcomed their second kid this weekend. It was a girl. They named it Penelope Scotland Disick. So when they monogram her backpack it’ll look like something veterans get.

Radar Online reports:

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to daughter Penelope Scotland Disick early Sunday, her second child with partner Scott Disick, RadarOnline.com has learned. Via an all-natural birth, the oldest daughter of Kris Jenner delivered the 7-pound, 14-ounce tot at Los Angeles’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Kourtney, 33, told E! in a statement: “Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably.”

Whatever. Congrats, I guess. If Kris Jenner doesn’t have her booked for a bikini shoot when she’s six, at least she’ll be the first person named Penelope to buy the laser hair removal Gold Package.