Hey, Minka. Sup?
Every week is Pride Week in West Hollywood if you were wondering why Minka Kelly could walk around in this and not get raped. Or maybe it’s because people know that you’d have to get your herpes vaccination before taking a trip down to St. Jetersburg. Or maybe rapists don’t like to rape in broad daylight with photographers around. Who knows. Maybe I’m just dead inside and incapable of love because my dad bought me a Hoth Han Solo so I wouldn’t tell my mom the time he took me to his girlfriend’s house. That could be it. Anyway, gotta go. Grandma just made me some gingerbread cookies! Wuv you, grandma!