Here’s Britney Spears In A Bikini

Coachella 2013: Metric

Over my last six years here, Britney Spears has sucked all the joy out of making fun of retarded people. It’s just not as fulfilling anymore. Thanks, Britney. Anyway, she posted this pic on Facebook yesterday with the caption “Getting ready for some pool time! Having a blast xxoo”. I don’t know. Seems like a pretty elitist pool to me with their strict “no eyebrows” policy and all.