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Not even porn stars will have sex with Lindsay Lohan now [The Superficial]

Miley Cyrus really loves America [Popoholic]

Maryna Linchuk is selling stuff [Hollywood Tuna]

Matthew McConaughey is fertile [Dlisted]

On an unrelated note, Claire Danes is knocked up [Celebuzz]

Demi Moore‘s children won’t speak to her [Celebitchy]

Kelly Brook‘s cleavage went for a walk (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]

Crazy bike accidents are funny when they happen to someone else [COED Magazine]

15 things cops say and what they really mean [College Humor]

Graffiti doesn’t always suck [The Chive]

You should attend more fashion shows [Moe Jackson]

Kirstie Alley is fat again [Celebslam]

Tallulah Willis might have nude photos [The Blemish]

For the first time in five years Katie Holmes is laughing [Evil Beet Gossip]

Emma Stone is in Vogue UK [Amy Gindhouse]

Prince William got another title [Lainey Gossip]

Barbara Palvin is good at this Victoria’s Secret thing [Egotastic]

Katie Perry also loves America [Popcrush]

Madonna is sad she’s not a virgin anymore [Allie Is Wired]

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