Katy Perry Had A Premiere

The Australian premiere of Katy Perry‘s new concert movie Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D managed to combine everything salient about her. There was the ridiculous candy decor, a couple of drag queens who were still wearing less makeup than she was, and of course the too tight dress that couldn’t quite support her chest (which was covered in crosses because did she mention she was raised in a strict Christian household where Smurfs and Lucky Charms were satanic? She wasn’t sure she’d told everyone that yet. But don’t worry, just like the song says she is “born again” now after her totally Christian divorce.) The most important thing to take away from these photos though, is something Todd has said before and I think it bears repeating: Katy Perry’s body was built for deviant sex.