Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio’s Kid

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Unlike the thing that obviously cooked too long in Jessica Simpson, Alessandra Ambrosio put a bunch of pics of her actual cute kid, Noah, on Facebook yesterday. I guess that happens when your mom is a Victoria’s Secret model. And if you want to hate this kid more, understand that this kid’s face has already been in Alessandra Ambrosio’s vagina.