Miley Cyrus Is Getting Married This Weekend
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Most likely. Probably. Maybe. I don’t know, what am I? A wizard who can see the future? I picked the Thunder in 6, so what the fuck do I know? Anyway, Miley Cyrus tweeted some vague shit this weekend, so now we get to speculate and deal in conjecture because today is fucking boring. Hollywood Life reports:
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been engaged for less than a month, but a recent tweet may prove that the two are getting married as early as next weekend! On Sunday June 24, Miley tweeted, “Super lazy Sunday! Can’t wait for next week! It’ll be filled with happiness!”
Whatever. Who knows what this means. She could be getting married or “Happiness” could be the name of some Mexican dude. Or she could be talking about grits. We don’t know. I guess we’ll find out on Sunday. Or not. Hopefully we’ll find the strength to go on.