Jessica, Please Stop. Thanks.

9. Twin Peaks

Jessica Simpson was pregnant for 49 months, but apparently she’s super sexy now, because she tweeted this picture with the caption, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???” Oh haha I see. She wants to know if her tits are street legal because they’re so big LOL. I get it. I also get that Aretha Franklin and a cow have big tits too, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I want to fuck them.