Kris Humphries Tells You What You Already Know

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It’s pretty easy to take a picture of a text and send it to a lawyer or anyone who asks for it, so Kris Humphries‘ piece after Kim Kardashian, Myla Sinanaj, is selling her story (re: everything Kris told her about his relationship with Kim). However, most of you already know the best part. C’mon, like I’m ever wrong. TMZ reports:

Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations and text messages to his former girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj … telling her Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn’t think the first one was pretty enough.

But hang on, TMZ has sources (Kris Jenner) that say this is all a lie.

Sources close to the Kardashians tell TMZ … Kris is lying about the sex tape…Our sources say the sex tape never came up in any subsequent discussions between Kim and Kris and it just shows he’s delusional.

Whew, I’m glad TMZ cleared that up for us. Because there’s no way that a woman who would lie to her own daughter about who her father is and use Chinese kids to make her clothing line because she wants every last cent would blatantly lie to the public about her involvement in her daughter’s sex tape. There’s no way. I mean, Kris Jenner? Perpetuating a calculated lie for years for the sole purpose of seeing her name on a checK? That’s just nonsense if you ask me.