Jennifer Lawrence Offers Her Legs As Tribute

These pictures of Jennifer Lawrence walking around West Hollywood in this cock-blocking skirt yesterday are labeled “Jennifer Lawrence going to an ATM”. For the intents and purposes of this site, and my desire to see it, we’re going to pretend they meant the other ATM. Good day.

NOTE: Despite the fact that I never made fun of her mom or of cancer, there was a lot of Kony outrage over my Jennifer Love Hewitt post yesterday. Ironically, all from people who have had or know someone who has suffered or died from cancer wishing that I or someone I know dies from cancer. That sounds like a reasonable response. So if you’re one of those people and you’re reading this, you might want to go to the doctor, because apparently cancer makes you a humorless, self-righteous asshole who thinks the world should revolve around you and your suffering. I don’t know if you know this or not, but people die everyday from all different kinds of shit. Cancer being one of them. Also, bears.