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Scarlett Johansson is still talking about how hard it is being beautiful [The Superficial]

Cheryl Cole needs to be more famous than she is now [Popoholic]

Nathalia Ramos makes bike riding sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

Julia Stiles is see-through, still alive (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

How about some blind items? [Dlisted]

Elvis‘s granddaughter is in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Salma Hayek is a 45 year old stripper [Celebuzz]

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough probably aren’t having sex, it all makes sense now [Celebitchy]

Erin Andrews defies gravity (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]

What your drink says about you [COED Magazine]

10 internet drinking games [College Humor]

42 (hot) reasons to care about the Euros [The Chive]

Maria Menounos being her normal gorgeous self [Moe Jackson]

Kendra Wilkinson is still pimping her new show [Celebslam]

Octomom‘s self-pleasure porno has stills [The Blemish]

Zac Efron parks in handicapped spaces [Evil Beet Gossip]

Someone broke into Kanye West‘s house [Amy Gindhouse]

“The amount of black friends required to not seem racist has now been raised to two.” [Lainey Gossip]

Candice Swanepoel is naked in Muse magazine [Egotastic]

Courtney Cox has a new face [Cityrag]

Justin Bieber wrote a song about his paternity drama [Popcrush]

Magic Mike has a red band trailer [Film Drunk]

Lady Gaga‘s new perfume looks/probably smells ridiculous [Allie Is Wired]

Hugh Jackman‘s kids don’t want him to be famous [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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