Maria Menounous Was Sexually Assaulted By Her Doctor

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Why you gotta be so uptight, baby? Dayuum, gurl. Radar Online reports:

Extra host Maria Menounos dropped a bombshell confession on the Howard Stern Show on Monday morning when she told the shock jock that she had been sexually assaulted by her doctor during a medical examination. “I was really young, so I was so uncomfortable… (My boyfriend) Kevin was in the waiting room and I literally started screaming,” recalled Maria, as she told the America’s Got Talent judge how she had gone in to be treated for a throat problem and was devastated when the doctor began touching her genitals. “I was just so uncomfortable I didn’t know what to do.”

No to diminish this story and her painful memory in any way, but if I was in a room with Maria Menounous and anesthesia, I would have saved her from all that unnecessary crying and screaming. Because I’m a gentleman, you see.