Kate Upton Isn’t A Teenager Now :(

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Kate Upton turned 20 yesterday, and I know we can all agree that by the time she hits 30, Kate Upton will look like a mass sorta resembling Kate Upton that steals gas station burritos for food. But please keep in mind, this is what she looks like now. And I’d very much like to have sex with her now, not build a time machine first.