Let me preface this by saying I don’t understand country music. Probably because I’m not white and country music is horribly racist and if you suck as a drummer it’s probably a good idea to move to Nashville. However, I do understand that I want to pound Ashley Greene‘s vagina into a fine powder. I just wish for her birthday I could take naked pictures of her on my phone then put them on a website overseas where U.S. laws don’t apply then share it with all her family and friends. I bet she’d like that. So would her family and friends because they’d know I was very romantic and thoughtful.
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Ashley Greene 2012 CMT Music Awards at The Bridgestone Arena - Arrivals Nashville, Tennessee - 06.06.12 Mandatory Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
