Ashley Greene Went To The CMT Awards

Let me preface this by saying I don’t understand country music. Probably because I’m not white and country music is horribly racist and if you suck as a drummer it’s probably a good idea to move to Nashville. However, I do understand that I want to pound Ashley Greene‘s vagina into a fine powder. I just wish for her birthday I could take naked pictures of her on my phone then put them on a website overseas where U.S. laws don’t apply then share it with all her family and friends. I bet she’d like that. So would her family and friends because they’d know I was very romantic and thoughtful.